~ •{Bailey}• ~

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

~{ Introduction }~

Hello everyone!

My name is Bailey, and I’m a shy, socially awkward AroAce (Aromantic Asexual) Demigirl who’s in waaayy too many fandoms-
I don’t particularly care about pronouns, but She/Her will do fine!

I sometimes post on here, about fandoms or my OCs!

Check Out my OC Website: Here

Thanks for reading, and have a good day! ^w^

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tlirsgender

I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

tlirsgender

The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he's incompetent now. The one who's kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast's Mother. If there's only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet

tlirsgender

I didn't say a fandom but you thought of one, didn't you? That's because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you've been hearing for years. It's like a time loop. It's my own personal torment nexus

enden-k

Anonymous asked:

hear me out:

blade often invades dan heng's dreams to get an idea of his whereabouts and scare him. when he perfects this ability, he's able to see deeper within dan heng's mind going as far as his memories.

that's how blade finds out he used to be his crush.

when they finally meet face to face, blade lets himself get pinned just so he can catch dan heng off guard:

'well? aren't you the one who wanted to steal a kiss from me?'

his guard drops, blade escapes.

dan heng refuses to explain why blade blows him kisses whenever the express crew stumbles on the stellaron hunters. hickeys aren't so easy to explain, though. especially when they're on the back of the neck for everyone to see...

enden-k answered:

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omg anon yes yes yes 😳🙏

indigosky-was-taken-here
dont-look-me-in-the-eye:
“loganslowdown4:
“apieters:
“heritage-post:
“im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh:
“bagel-rights-activist:
“world-hostage-situations:
“gaymoods:
“dontcallmeashlynn:
“grangerstarkid:
“cumbercookiebatchs:
“twink-servant-of-baphomet:
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pizzaforpresident

why are people even questioning obesity in america

merlinsbearditsthedoctor

why is your tea liquidised?

gallifreyanprincess

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

merlinsbearditsthedoctor

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

paradoxsocks

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

abbysrwk

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

randomthingieshere

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

yourlocalpsychopath

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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cloudyobsession

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

starkinglyhandsome

[skeletons ooh-ing]

uberfaenatic

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

myfriendscallmemaury

#INTO THE HARBOR

theanimangagirl

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prettyboyshyflizzy

Englad doesn’t own anything

dad-monster

except that time we owned most of the world

dangerbooze

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that-artgirl

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

that-duck-in-paris

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

phlying-squirrel

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

autumnneedstostop

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

lilzodiac

And this is why I love Tumblr

dmzenog

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

brownirisandcurls

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

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sebsticles

I only see this on pinterest omg….

weestarmeggie17

OMFG

@riverwriter

hermiones-enchantment

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

siriusly-fuck-off

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

inifitywar

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

itsliterallythis

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

nabyss

😂😂😂

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

cheeseanonioncrisps

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

benjamminandthemarmalades

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

dazzling-rubabe

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

twink-servant-of-baphomet

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

cumbercookiebatchs

I don’t even know what to say…

grangerstarkid

i drink iced tea every day >:)

dontcallmeashlynn

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

gaymoods

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

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world-hostage-situations

World War Tea Situation

bagel-rights-activist

This post is a relic

im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

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Originally posted by artemisagapetos

heritage-post

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

apieters

The legend has crossed my dash.

loganslowdown4

I have never seen this post and I’m so glad I have now 😂😂

dont-look-me-in-the-eye

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

indigosky-was-taken-here
moriartyfortheevening:
“lotrlockedwhovian:
“ winchester-kelly:
“ badgerdash-cumberquat:
“ the—superwholockian:
“ twistedthicket1:
“ trypophobic-canine:
“ perks-of-being-chinese:
“ heroscafe:
“ everyonesfavoriteging:
“ my-weeping-angel:
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wincherlockedintardis

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

eatsleepcrap

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

syd224

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

eatsleepcrap

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

my-weeping-angel

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

everyonesfavoriteging

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

heroscafe

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No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

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Sherlock out.

perks-of-being-chinese

woah.

trypophobic-canine

it got better

twistedthicket1

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

badgerdash-cumberquat

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

winchester-kelly

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

lotrlockedwhovian

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

moriartyfortheevening

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!